I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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