ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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