Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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