mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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