Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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