I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My penis needs a shock collar
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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