apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
