She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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