so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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the day after is always just damage control
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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