You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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