I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
i've created a new STD.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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