we're blogging at a bar
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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