there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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