Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
