She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
soo... how was my night?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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