we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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