Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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