You made me cry and you don't even care
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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