you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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