soooo we both peed the bed last night...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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