Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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