We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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