In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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