He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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