Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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