All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
