I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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