More tranny stories later!
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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