So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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