I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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