Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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