whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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