do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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