Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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