I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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