He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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