dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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