One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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