You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
why do cheetos always look like penises
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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