eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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