Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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