I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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