theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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