Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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