Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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