i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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