I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
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I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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