why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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