Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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