Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
foreskin is a definite game changer
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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