4 words: hood of his car
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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