I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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