He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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