People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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