are you still at the devil's house?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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