I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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