He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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