That's intense
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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